Haute Couture Week: Elie Saab Spring/Summer 2016

    MOSTLY SO PRETTY. God, I feel so much better now, it’s all so ethereal and dreamy. Even the stuff I don’t like will make the costumers of Reign really happy, and that’s nice, too. As ever, this isn’t the complete run of show, which you can see here. Read More … Go Fug Yourself

January 29, 2016
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You’ll See These Couture Gowns on the Red Carpet – Unless the Disney Princesses Grab Them First

The Spring ’16 Couture runways were made up of gowns with glass beads and sequins that shimmered and shined. They were so magical, they might as well have been embellished with pixie dust. In fact, they could have been. That is, if you use your imagination. While talented designers like Zuhair Murad and Elie Saab dress plenty of stars on the red carpet, we say it’s time they take a…

January 29, 2016
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Khaleesi Would Be All Over Valentino’s Couture Collection

When we first laid eyes on Valentino’s Spring 2016 Couture collection, our minds went immediately to Westeros. For anyone who has binge-watched the Game of Thrones series, it’s impossible to deny the fact that Valentino’s latest designs seem fit for the fantasyland’s royals. Gowns danced down the runway in rich hues of gold, red, and cream. Sheer lace, velvet, and brocade made for luxe and lavish details. But, the contrast…

January 28, 2016
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Kookily Played: Kate Hudson in Yanina Couture

October 14, 2015

  So, if I’m reading this correctly, it’s a see-through flowery seduction muumuu with a silver sequined onesie underneath. The pool guy will be SO EXCITED when she totters out onto the patio smoking a cigarette out of a long holder and asking him to put sunscreen on her nape. I hope he know how to mix a Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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Fug or Fab: Rooney Mara in Giambattista Valli Couture

October 5, 2015

   I just keep imagining the conversations between Rooney Mara’s stylist, and that stylist’s assistant, wherein the assistant keeps holding up, say, a green dress with a questioning expression, and the stylist sighs, “No. You know she’ll only wear black or white. I know. I know. But I’ve given up. She’s been utterly monochrome for years Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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