WTF: Chloe Grace Moretz in Proenza Schouler

  Someone should be fired, and I fear that someone might need to be Proenza or Schouler. This is just that bad on her: I feel like both Nick Robinson and Alex Roe here are like, “don’t look at her. Don’t look at whatever she’s wearing. Whatever you do, do not look directly at this outfit.” Read More … Go Fug Yourself

January 20, 2016
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The Fugth Wave: Chloe Grace Moretz

   Chloe here is hawking both The 5th Wave and her new role in the live-action Little Mermaid. I am SIDE-EYEING THE HECK out of deciding to make that one. It worked in animation, but I don’t feel like an actual human person gazing into the prongs of a fork and cooing, “A DINGLEHOPPER,” will be Read More … Go Fug Yourself

January 17, 2016
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If I Fug: Chloe Grace Moretz

August 6, 2015

  I don’t mean to be an uptight old lady about this — fully recognizing that I am an uptight old lady in general — and know that I am, personally, a big fan of cut-offs: But these are seriously denim diapers. Just acknowledge these are panties and let’s all get on with it. Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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