Royally Played, Wills and Kate (in Tory Burch)

October 10, 2015

    In which Kate wears one of my favorite dresses from their tour of New Zealand and Australia (if you click through to revisit it, a very George-y flashback also awaits), and William wears his forearms, which I also like.  And, as ever, his pants fit rather weirdly. Although, in full fairness, I also enjoy complaining Read More … Go Fug Yourself


Mostly Well Played: Amal Alamuddin Clooney

October 1, 2015

  She rarely does the press circuit with Intern George, but honestly, the cement is its own red carpet for this one. She can’t go anywhere without a photographer’s lens in her face, and she knows it. And she often uses it to great effect, but also often with one “but.” For me, here, the “but” is Read More … Go Fug Yourself


Royally Played: Wills and Kate and Harry at Rugby

September 27, 2015

    We cannot really see what they are wearing at all — I was going to theorize that, for all we know, Kate is wearing a pair of leather booty shorts and thigh-high gold lamé boots with the words “DROP DEAD” emblazoned on them, spelled out in diamonds she’s secretly pried from the crown that the Read More … Go Fug Yourself


Mostly Well Played: Kerry Washington in (mostly) Giambattista Valli

September 25, 2015

    Kerry Washington is currently also sporting bangs that I’m not sure I love, and I have decided that she and Duchess Kate are friends (because why wouldn’t they be? Their kids are the same age! And also I like the idea of Kate texting Kerry Washington things like, “Olivia HAS TO BREAK UP WITH FITZ!!!” Read More … Go Fug Yourself


Well Played: Michelle Obama in Monique Lhuillier

September 24, 2015

   So, with regards to yesterday’s post, I just want to clarify that I didn’t make up or misremember the thing about the elbows being covered. It was reported as being part of guidance issued for THIS visit, mere days before the Pope arrived. To quote the Yahoo News article (backed up by the Associated Press) about Read More … Go Fug Yourself