You’re About to Do a Double Take at Penélope Cruz in Strapless Sparkles

Penélope Cruz loves Versace – and we love her for it. The actress has been jetting around Europe for special appearances, many of which are to promote her new movie Zoolander 2. And we’re detecting a pattern among her sartorial choices: the woman loves her Versace. She wore a custom gold Versace gown to a London premiere and also selected a sparkling, strapless gown by the brand for a Madrid,…

February 7, 2016

Fugnilla Sky: Penelope Cruz

  Oh, hey, Penelope. I was just talking about you the other day. But I was NOT saying, “I really wish she would feed her groin to a villainous dust ruffle,” so I guess The Secret isn’t real after all. Read More … Go Fug Yourself

January 18, 2016