Fugs and Fabs: Harpers Bazaar Icons Party

September 20, 2015

    We were working the red carpet at this party — which basically meant, we had a designated spot and about 96 percent of attendees blew right past it and everyone else because they’d already done the pictures and just wanted to get inside. I can attest that Katy Perry looked surprisingly good as a redhead as Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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Fugs and Fabs: The Ferragamo 100th Anniversary Party

September 12, 2015

    I never know whether to lead with the eye sores, or the celebs you love. In this case I decided it was kinder to start out with a wallop and then soothe you with some Kiernan Shipka, as opposed to luring you into a false sense of relaxation and then dropping Camilla Belle in your Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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Fugs and Fabs: Premiere of The Danish Girl at Venice Film Festival

September 9, 2015

    The Danish Girl got a lot of attention as an Oscar contender even as far back as when Eddie Redmayne was picking up his hardware for The Theory of Everything. And what’s interesting is that I just read the Variety review that says it’s surprisingly just as much if not more Alicia Vikander’s movie, because Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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Fugs and Fabs: The Black Mass Photocall at the Venice Film Festival

September 6, 2015

    I’m starting to understand why Johnny Depp prefers to parade around in movies where he’s lost in a character, and in life buried under the the clothing equivalent of a dreamcatcher someone found in the street: It’s because when he’s standing somewhere ostensibly just as himself, with little to hide behind, he has no idea what Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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Fugs and Fabs: Reese Witherspoon

September 5, 2015

    I can’t wait until it really cools down and we get to move into Reese Witherspoon Leaves Her Office in a Light Coat. That said, I enjoy this particular rendition of Reese Witherspoon Leaves Her Office in a Patterned Shirt. Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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Fugs and Fabs: The One-Night-Only O.C. Musical Premiere

September 2, 2015

    I can only hope this was successful enough that “one night only” turns into “three months at the Pantages.” Tell me: Would you go see a musical of The O.C., and which are the moments from the series’ entire run that you would DEMAND be a part of it? Which parts would you blot out Read More … Go Fug Yourself

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