Royally Played: Wills Cuts His Hair

    FINALLY Wills goes for the close crop — we’ve only been yapping about this FOR AGES — and it looks so much better. In other news, Kate’s re-wearing that Michael Kors tweed she wore over Christmas (she is currently really into tweed, you guys), and Pippa Middleton is sporting a fur turban, which I clearly Read More … Go Fug Yourself

January 11, 2016

Royally Played: QE2 Drags Everyone To Church

    I finally realized why I like these hats on Kate so much, recently: She HAS to pin her bangs back underneath them. I read a very amusing story (surely fictional in terms of sources but possibly not emotionally) over the break that posited that she regrets them; we have all been there. NOTE: I also Read More … Go Fug Yourself

December 28, 2015

Royally Played, Princess Charlotte

November 29, 2015

   In which Kensington Palace cracks the whip to bring me back to work several hours early, by releasing these on the Twitters. But what are five hours of lying on the sofa watching TV and shoving leftover queso dip in my mouth, after, all? Important work, to be sure, but not important enough to deprive Read More … Go Fug Yourself


Royally Played: The Duchess of Cambridge in Matthew Williamson

November 19, 2015

    Oooh, this is a re-wear but we haven’t seen this dress for AGES. Someone’s been digging around the back of her KP closet. Also, girlfriend gave a speech today (she also gave one at her event last night, so the Mail‘s qualifier of “rare,” while true on the whole, isn’t technically accurate for this current Read More … Go Fug Yourself


Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Saloni)

November 18, 2015

    A big day for the Duke and Duchess, and much of it was quite serious. They both went and signed the condolence book at the French Embassy, before Wills went to the French v. England soccer match at Wembley (which he had not been originally scheduled to do) in order to be present as FA Read More … Go Fug Yourself


Royally Played: Wills and Kate and Harry at Remembrance Day

November 8, 2015

    No one told me Maxima was going to be there! (In fairness, someone probably did and I just didn’t absorb it.) It is the 70th anniversary of the British liberation of the Netherlands, so she and King W-A popped by to mark the occasion (of which The Telegraph had excellent coverage). As ever, and rightly, Read More … Go Fug Yourself